Meepo the cowardly kobold

The Tale of Meepo.

There once was an egg that hatched.

And out came a Kobold brat.

He learned to sing, dance and cheer.

Though he annoyed all his peers.

One day he left his damp cave.

To seek gold, glitters and search for praise.

But bravery eludes him every time.

So he twists his stories so they rhyme.

And so is the tale of the Kobold bard.

Out on adventure with his business card.

Meepo was born in a Peaceful Kobold society, unlike other kobolds Meepo clans are known as the rutterkin were held up in the local silver caves. They worked hard for the village of Silvertop a human society who played the kobolds in food water and some coin. The Rutterkin kobolds had long abolished worshiping dragons and were considered a disgrace to other kobolds. Meepo on the other hand didn’t really like labour work... so he went down to the village of Silvertop and learnt how to play music of a bard who played nightly in the Silver Flow Tavern (named after their most tasty of the beverages a Silvery coloured Vodka that made you breath out a cold icy steam). The bard was called Sir Rupert Hawkears. He Was Meepo’s mentor for many years. Then Meepo decided to seek adventure. Unthoughtly for Meepo has not that brave. He’s joined several party’s whom all got eaten by large beasts and poor Meepo sat behind rocks, trees and other objects he could shield himself from the evils he wishes to fight but was to occupied with changing his undergarments. His trusty lute gave him some release as he sung tales of his adventures.

He truly just wishes to overcome fear and be brave. Though... it’s often him that get the parties he joins in trouble as Kobolds are like a moth to a flame when it comes for gold and shiny gems. Either way little Meepo is now on his new adventure with a few new party members... Hopefully they won’t get eaten by the big scary things this time...